Diary of a Nine-to-Five Nobody 

Hello. I am an office minion. For most of my working life, the dramatis personae has included the following:  gorgons, ogres, bullies, blatant chancers, smart-arsed clever dicks, arrogant arseholes, refractory teenagers and congenital egocentrics. To maintain anonymity, all names have been changed. I hope you will enjoy reading my notes.